1 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,900 Oh my God, I'm so wet, I'm gonna soak through the chair! 2 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:50,900 That's nice dear! 3 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,680 Is this going to be like last weekend? 4 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:13,000 Relax. I am relaxed. 5 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,960 You're not gonna get left on your own again. I promise. 6 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:22,880 I just think it wasn't much fun. Stop fretting. 7 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,680 I'm not fretting. You're a constant fretter. 8 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:32,080 You're fretting about fretting now aren't you? Maybe. 9 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,460 Well don't. I think this is it. 10 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,960 You can go home if you like. 11 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,860 Right. So it's Jasmine and... Henry. 12 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:04,880 and Henry's in... Finance. 13 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,900 and Jasmine? Rides horses. 14 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,490 I had to kiss a lot of arse to get invited here tonight. 15 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:14,820 Hopefully I won't have to suck a load of... 16 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:18,340 Hi! Come in. Let me take your coat. 17 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:25,480 Darlings! Let me take a good look at you. 18 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,780 Strong Aqualine nose. Soft jawline. 19 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:36,380 Short eye to eyebrow distance. Yes. Plenty to work with here. 20 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,640 Thank you? 21 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:41,580 Do forgive Jasmine! She's a dedicated student of physiognomy. 22 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:45,290 Right. Well, I hope I measure up. 23 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,812 Shall we? Charlie, I've got you over there next to Henry. 24 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:52,320 I expect you two have much to talk about. Excuse me. 25 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:59,240 Benjamin, you and I can make a pair here. Lovely. 26 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:03,840 So I'm dying to know. How did you two sweethearts meet? 27 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,170 Mutual friends. Through work. 28 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:08,960 Mutual work friends. How romantic. 29 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,000 Hankie and I were high school sweethearts. 30 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:17,120 I knew from the moment I saw him that he was the one for me. He was my first. 31 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:31,080 You must try the organic poppy seed with the aged Wensleydale. It is absolutely divine 32 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,100 I'm totally stuffed... Choo choo! 33 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,980 We have a brought all the way from Saffron Walden by horse and cart. 34 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:47,260 Costs a bloody riot but makes for a minuscule carbon footprint. 35 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:51,220 Oh! Umm... Err... 36 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:55,740 Little Boy's room? Yes, please. Up the stairs on the left. 37 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:53,800 She's really something isn't she? Most definitely. 38 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,200 Well! 39 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:07,120 Excuse me? Oh, right. Of course! 40 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,880 It's going well then? You reckon? 41 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:29,000 Well, they seem like nice people. 42 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,760 Don't they? 43 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,680 Now for the main event! 44 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,300 Not yet, Jazzy! 45 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,300 But I want to show them my basket. 46 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:54,160 The Order of Aphrodite welcomes you, Benjamin and Charlotte, to its West Surrey Chapter. 47 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:00,100 Now, as is tradition... Ladies. 48 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,600 Oh, a fine choice. 49 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:33,200 I've got a special treat for you and your strong aquiline nose. 50 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,640 I wonder what they'll do first? 51 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,080 I don't know... Well why not, you booked it? 52 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:45,800 Well, yes... No actually, don't tell me. 53 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,940 I want it to be a surprise. 54 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,840 You were right about surprises. 55 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,420 Oh, come on. What did you book? 56 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:57,920 I don't remember. Ooh, I like it. 57 00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:01,180 No, I really don't remember. 58 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,900 I hope you booked spanking? 59 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:08,520 Yes, did, definitely asked for that one. Electrics? 60 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:13,300 Nothing over nine volts though. They have a strict health and safety policy. 61 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:17,620 Good boy! Hot wax? Pretty sure that was in there. 62 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,600 So you do remember? Cheeky boy. Well done! 63 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:00,700 So, you've got a lunch with the Marron CEO... Can I have a black one please? 64 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:04,860 Sure. Followed by three o'clock yoga with Barnes. 65 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:09,620 Cocktails at 5.30 I had to shunt to 6 but we have VIP reservations until 8. 66 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:15,360 The MLE veep's are in conference at 9AM Eastern so you can link in at 2PM remote 67 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:19,720 And Miss Hing is in your office. Thank you. 68 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,540 Yes? 69 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,000 Can I watch you close? 70 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,280 Closing's a little like fucking, honey. 71 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,260 Everybody likes talking about it afterwards but very few like to be watched. 72 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:46,380 So hey, I'm going to need you to take a look at the Clifton file. 73 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:50,820 Something's gone wrong somewhere and these numbers aren't quite adding up for me on this one. 74 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,180 Isn't that Barton's account? 75 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:56,160 Yeah, but Barton's away on midterm training and you're my go-to guy, aren't you! 76 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,020 I need this sorted by noon tomorrow. I wouldn't know where to start. 77 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:04,060 That's not going to stop a resourceful little guy like you, is it? Noon tomorrow! 78 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,960 Noon. Noonski! 79 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,220 Well, how much... 80 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,000 Good to have you on board Mary. 81 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,440 So, you found the balls up yet? 82 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,520 You see that's just it. The whole thing is a complete mess. 83 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,440 Look, if I didn't think you could handle it, I wouldn't have entrusted it to you, would I? 84 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,400 Would I? Wouldn't you? 85 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,400 I appreciate all the work you do for me, I really do. 86 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:28,480 It's not everybody who's got the gumption, or the determination, to stay late and put their whole personal life on hold, 87 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,280 just to sort out somebody else's problem. 88 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,100 That person could be you. 89 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,040 I believe in you. 90 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:56,600 Please tell me you didn't tick water sports. 91 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:01,240 No. Oh thank God. I hate that. 92 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,540 You're always so sticky afterwards. 93 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,320 And it smells. 94 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,340 Just as well I didn't book it then. Great. 95 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:16,559 Did you actually say no, like explicitly? I didn't tick the box. 96 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,940 If some fat fucker pisses on me tonight Ben... 97 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:22,920 No one's going to piss on you, Honey! They better not! 98 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:30,420 This isn't quite what I was expecting though. 99 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:37,340 I think this must be what they called the authentic experience. 100 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,180 I thought you said it was a luxury experience? 101 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:44,120 I guess it's a genuine representation of, uh... 102 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:48,959 Yeah, well, I'd still have expected some leather and chains and things. Maybe even a whip ... 103 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,780 Maybe even a whip... 104 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,320 They'll probably bring that stuff out as they go, you know, probably have to keep things tidy. 105 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,780 Avoid breakages. 106 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:23,880 This just arrived for you. Thank you. Off out? 107 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,940 Yeah, it's my birthday. Happy birthday. 108 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:31,440 Anywhere nice? We've got a table at Space. 109 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,040 Congratulations. 110 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,960 We might be able to squeeze on another if... 111 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:45,300 Love to, but you know... Yeah, I mean, they get pretty booked up. 112 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,720 Another time maybe? 113 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,160 Ta-da! 114 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,680 You've been shopping. 115 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:24,560 I've been a very, very bad girl. 116 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,520 I can see that. So what? 117 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:32,480 So? So what? Did you get my text? 118 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,800 Sorry. It's been a long day. 119 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,320 Come on, it's trussed-up Thursday! 120 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,240 What is it next week? Whip-me Wednesday? 121 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,360 Let's see how you get on tonight, big boy. 122 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:57,680 Can a big boy take a rain check? With me looking like this? 123 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,720 I thought you liked it? I do, I just... 124 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:06,040 Don't make me return it. I've got loyalty points pending. 125 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:12,720 Okay. So, what do you want me to do exactly? 126 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,080 Not that. Get the paddle. 127 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,720 I'm all yours, baby. 128 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,360 Are you buying a house? 129 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:41,360 We're buying a house. Are we? Are we ready for that? 130 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:46,359 Yeah, it's working, isn't it? It's a big commitment. 131 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,680 We're not getting married. Now hit me. 132 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,440 Can we even afford it? 133 00:16:54,640 --> 00:17:00,120 Of course we can. I've just done the deal of the decade. And you've got the savings. 134 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:01,920 Yeah. 135 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,800 I just, I just don't think that buying is a good idea at the moment. 136 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,169 I can't deal with renting anymore. It's throwing money away. 137 00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:14,510 I understand that. I do. I only wonder if... 138 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,160 I'm just asking that we look. There's no obligation. 139 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:24,880 I heard that they're putting up stamp duty, and then there's movers' fees and solicitors' fees and... 140 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,560 We'd have to change the broadband. 141 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,080 If I moved would you come with me? Yeah. 142 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:39,360 Problem solved. Now hit me, bitch! 143 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,380 Are you sure you said no water sports? I'm positive. 144 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,210 Only it does kind of smell of piss in here. 145 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,940 It's all part of the experience. 146 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,620 Fine, but if I'm going to bent over and given a spanking 147 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,500 I don't really want to be reminded of my grandmother. 148 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,560 Taking their time though aren't they? 149 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,400 Ben! I know. I just... 150 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,240 You forgot the one thing I asked you to bring. 151 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,000 We could... What, just us? 152 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,080 It's not really the point though, is it? 153 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,140 Excuse me. Yes? 154 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,260 Are you two up for a fuck or what? 155 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:24,180 It's just that me stiffy's gone and me nuts are getting cold! 156 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:30,060 Sorry mate. Fucking hipsterites! 157 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,080 Child locks. Why do you have child locks? 158 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,520 They came with the car! 159 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,940 Well, that was really embarrassing. 160 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:52,740 We'll never be able to come here again. Not that I even came in the first place. 161 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:55,330 Oh, I'm sorry are we going to get blackballed by the dogging society? 162 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,200 At least I get some sort of balling. 163 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,240 Come on. Let's go. 164 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:24,560 What's wrong with my Malcolm then, eh? You can't just come here and mess around. 165 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,320 There are rules, you know! Excuse me? 166 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,049 You come here with your fancy cars and your sex pills, 167 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:34,560 shoving your pert little boobs out and then... nothing! 168 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:38,460 Malcolm's lost his hard-on! 169 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:42,200 I'll make sure I can return it if I find it. I think there's been some sort of misunderstanding. 170 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,740 I know your sort! My sort?! 171 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:50,159 Honey, I think... Firstly, you don't stand there with your stretch marks 172 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,660 and your condescension and expect me to explain myself. 173 00:20:53,780 --> 00:21:00,100 Secondly, Malcolm lost his own hard-on, and don't blame me if this is the only way you two can fuck anymore! 174 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:00,880 Rude! 175 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:04,300 Here - ribbed, for your pleasure. 176 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,480 How unsavoury! 177 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,060 Drive. 178 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,560 It's a role play. What? 179 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:04,919 Well, we're kidnap victims. Act scared. I'm too turned on to be scared. 180 00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:06,440 Help! What are you doing? 181 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:11,460 Help us! We've been kidnapped! Don't scream the fucking house down, we don't want to be rescued. 182 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,800 I'm just getting into character. 183 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:18,900 Getting into character. Fuck sake! You're putting me off, is what you're doing. 184 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:23,200 Putting you off what? I'm trying to frig myself off. 185 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:29,080 But I've got no friction. Can you reach back? I'm tied up. 186 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,620 Well, can't you reach with your fingers? How long do you think my fingers are? 187 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:33,760 Apparently not long enough. 188 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:39,480 Look, they'll be here soon enough alright? You'll have to have plenty of time to frig later. 189 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:46,020 Fuck it. Help! That's the spirit! 190 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:49,700 Help us! Help us! 191 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:19,580 So, hey, I'm going to need you to look at the Clifton file again. 192 00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:21,660 Barton's back now. 193 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,720 Well, I'm asking you to look at it. Why? 194 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,340 Okay, let's just break this down. What's your job description again? 195 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,500 Associate New Business Enterprise Executive. What's my job description? 196 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,080 New Business Enterprise Manager. 197 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:40,700 Correct! So that makes me... The boss. 198 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:51,280 Well done! That, as you say, makes me the boss. The Big Kahuna! Number One! Numero Uno! The Big Cheese! 199 00:23:54,220 --> 00:24:03,659 Hang on a minute. This was Barton's mistake. It's Barton's account. It's Barton's problem. 200 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:07,700 Well I'm giving it to you. 201 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:16,040 Look, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but give it to fucking Barton! 202 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,160 Red Leather Days. 203 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,780 So what's this surprise then? 204 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,100 You can't bear to see me in control, can you? 205 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,700 Okay, where is it? Where's what? 206 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,120 When you recommended the cheesecake? I thought... You thought? 207 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,960 I'll be right back. 208 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,560 Just tell me. You have to be patient. 209 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:57,760 I've never been patient. In fact, if you remember I asked you out. 210 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:02,000 I was building up to it. Oh? When? 211 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,760 When were you going to sweep me off my feet? 212 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,360 Well you didn't exactly give me much of a chance, did you? 213 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,380 You had a week. 214 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,920 I made the first move. 215 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:16,040 Drunkenly caterwauling 'Wonderwall' at the company karaoke does not constitute making a first move, Ben. 216 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:30,360 Madame, Bon anniversaire! Ooh, thank you! 217 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,320 Well, I'm guessing it's not diamonds! 218 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,000 Luxury abduction experience. Get ready 219 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,120 One night of electrifying passion and role play. 220 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:13,000 Get ready for a night you will never forget as our seasoned kidnappers whisk you off the street 221 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,760 and take you to their secret lair. 222 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,880 When? Keep reading. 223 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,480 Tonight? 224 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,520 Come here. 225 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,360 That was the plan. 226 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:45,960 Cheers. 227 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:16,400 This is the kind of place we should be living. Yeah, right, how many millions do we need to do that? 228 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,600 Daddy will be very cross if he sees me out with a boy tonight. 229 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,880 I have to ride my pony tomorrow. 230 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:42,800 But um, you said that daddy was out tonight so he's not going to catch us is he? 231 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,120 I can't let you come in the maid'll tell mummy! 232 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:18,160 Help us! Help us, we've been kidnapped! We've been kidnapped! Help! 233 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,640 Finally! What took you so long? Honey, play the role. 234 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,680 Sorry! 235 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:37,119 Oh no, you big nasty, scary man! Please don't hurt me! 236 00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:42,320 We'll give you anything you want! Don't hit me please! And don't twist my nipples. 237 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,520 I wasne gonna We'll give you anything. 238 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:54,559 Just the fuck up. Do you know why you're here? Yes. I mean, no. Why are we here? 239 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,240 What do you want? Are you going to spank me? No! 240 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,760 I thought you said you booked spanking. Honey, not in front of the kidnapper please! 241 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,000 You sure you're not going to spank her? This is not some fucking game, Posh Boy. 242 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,680 Oh yeah, that's better. 243 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,600 Get your shit together. 244 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,440 Okay, sure. Sorry! 245 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,960 Fuck, we've got a right pair of tossers tonight. Yeah? Posh twats. 246 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,520 Jeez, posh twats, that's all we fucking need! They're fucking wankers, the lot of them, I tell ya! 247 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,720 I swear I'm getting too old for this shit. 248 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:44,160 Them two, they're on that coke, fucked in the head. 249 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,080 Hope you're not texting. I'm not. 250 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,840 Just put it on silent. It is. 251 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,840 What did you think? 252 00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:00,520 He's not very convincing is he? Acting is harder than it looks, honey. 253 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,040 What, is he out there touching his makeup or something? 254 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,100 He's probably doing voice warm-ups. 255 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,520 I could do with some warming up. 256 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,360 What are we waiting for, eh? 257 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,760 You know the score. We just let them stew for a bit, work themselves, up, then we take the ransom shot. 258 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,040 Stew? We're not cooking a fucking meal! When do we get to cut off a toe? 259 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,640 No, for real. Jake's brother chops off toes. The little one. It's his calling card. 260 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:27,440 Well you see, calling cards are for morons. And Jake's brother's doing time, 261 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:35,800 'cos he's a fuckin' idiot! D'ya want to leave something for the polis to follow? I think not! 262 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:41,400 Still though, I reckon we should be in there getting fucking medieval on the pair of them, pulling fingernails... 263 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,920 See, that's why I'm in charge! Do you want to see how I do it? 264 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,190 Does the Pope wipe his arse with a Rabbit? What? 265 00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:50,580 Does the Pope wipe his fucking arse with a... 266 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:56,080 All right, all right! Follow my lead, watch and learn. 267 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:03,320 Okay? Turn that phone off. Off! 268 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,960 Right you two. Ears shut, mouths open! 269 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:14,320 Jesus would you check the legs on that! Don't you fucking look at me. 270 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,120 Ooh. Scary. 271 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,680 You want your wifey to get hurt? 272 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,200 No, but I think she does. Cool. 273 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:27,080 Ow! Sorry, um, no way motherfucker. You ain't getting nothing out of me. 274 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,240 Please don't do the American accent. 275 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:34,400 Ooh, nasty! What else you got? 276 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,880 This is fucking awesome! 277 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,320 Try twisting. Shut it! 278 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,280 We know who you are. We know who your daddy is. 279 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,320 We know he's got cheddar. 280 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,520 My daddy or her daddy? 281 00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:01,200 Hers! Oh good, good. Sorry. Just so we're on the same page. Carry on. 282 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:06,760 Thank you, now where was I? 283 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:11,520 Daddy. Your daddy's rich, now I'm the daddy. 284 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,960 You're the daddy. What? 285 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,960 He's the daddy. 286 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,080 Oi! She spoke! 287 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,520 Now , you're going to do what I say, when I say it. Alright? 288 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,320 I'll do whatever you tell me. Daddy. 289 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:31,080 This is no joke, lassie! If you don't do as I say, then your man here's in trouble! Really!? 290 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,160 Big time. We don't need him. 291 00:35:33,170 --> 00:35:35,572 Fucking disposable! Hang on a minute, I paid... 292 00:35:35,572 --> 00:35:38,360 What we do want... What we really, really want... 293 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,040 is you. On camera! 294 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,190 Right? 295 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,000 Now, phone. 296 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:51,400 You're gonna tell your daddy to give me my money or he's never gonna see your pretty wee face again. 297 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,240 Really!? You couldn't have brushed your teeth before we started tonight? 298 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,320 Shut it, you manky wee whore! 299 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,760 Um, what do you want me to do? Sit down, and keep your fucking hole shut! 300 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:11,290 By the way, you've got great cheekbones. Could've been a model, you know? Lingerie and that! 301 00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:18,800 Oh yeah! Now, When I say, you tell daddy that your life's in danger. 302 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,670 We're serious men and he needs to pay me my money. 303 00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:28,620 Life's in danger. Serious men. Needs to pay. 304 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,520 Oh! Get this fucking thing working! 305 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,660 Camera loves you, sugar tits! You should see this. 306 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:45,099 She's very photogenic. Do I have to tell you again?! Sorry. Sorry. 307 00:36:45,099 --> 00:36:49,220 Right, are we ready? Fuck yeah! 308 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:51,280 Great. So do it. 309 00:36:55,340 --> 00:37:00,980 Oh, daddy, I've been kidnapped by some scary men. Who are serious. 310 00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:05,599 Look, I'm tied up and everything. You should pay them. Totally. 311 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,220 Like pay them by... Sorry, when by? 312 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:11,440 No, no, no, no, no, no! Stop Fuckin' about! 313 00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:14,140 Aren't you scared? I am scared. 314 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:16,160 Your man's more scared than you! 315 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,900 He's right darling it was a bit flat. 316 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,540 Are you criticizing my performance!? 317 00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:27,620 Just imagine the phone's a giant Fox-Bat-Thing, trying to suck the brains out of your eye sockets. 318 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:35,700 Okay. Alright. Alright. Come on. Come on Charlie. You can do this. 319 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:50,560 And go! Daddy, please, I don't know what they're gonna do. 320 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:58,000 I don't want to die. Just pay them! Whatever it takes! 321 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,360 They're serious! Help me! 322 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,720 See, you can do it, that was much better! 323 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:13,600 That was excellent, darling. 324 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,940 Lovely performance. I'd have paid. Kind of sexy, too. 325 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:22,240 Really? I could watch that over and over, and then I'd use my left hand... 326 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:25,380 Right. Thanks for that. We'll be back in a minute. 327 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:30,040 Where are you going? What's going on? 328 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,100 What about me? Hello! 329 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:46,740 Oh, she was filth man! I tell you, I'd pushing up that like a fucking rabbit, like 'ooh, ooh'! 330 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:51,340 You got the, details? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 331 00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:53,900 Alright, send it. Yeah, cheque's in the post! 332 00:38:53,980 --> 00:39:00,800 Right. Nicely done sunshine. Now, just give a couple of minutes, they should call right back. 333 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,720 Where on earth did you find these people!? They came highly recommended. 334 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:20,160 So what exactly did you book? 335 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:25,760 I guess I booked an experience. An experience with or without erotica? 336 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:31,440 With? Why are we getting any? I had to practically beg him to touch me! 337 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:40,600 Fuck this! Move your fanny, shift it. 338 00:39:50,160 --> 00:40:00,260 Hello? Mr Bannister? Mr. Cameron Bannister? This is the man who has your daughter. 339 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,680 I'm sorry honey. Trust me. Red Leather Days are going to get a strongly worded letter as soon as we're out of here. 340 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,240 Strongly worded!? I'll say I'm shocked and appalled. 341 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,760 Oh, they will be sorry! Yes, they will. 342 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,360 Oh, you're pathetic! Sorry? 343 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:17,920 'Sorry, Sorry' It's all I hear from you. 344 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,220 'Sorry, Mr Kidnapper. Sorry Miss Swinger'. Well, what do you want me to say? 345 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:29,820 I want you to be a man and grow a pair! If this isn't the service you've paid for then fucking sort it out! 346 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:38,640 Your daughter Sophie. We've kidnapped her. 347 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,000 Now did you get my video? 348 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:49,220 The video I just sent ya! She's what!? 349 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,760 Well, what do you mean? 350 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:55,680 She's in the what? Put her on the phone! 351 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,400 Hello, Sophie Bannister? 352 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,360 Fuck! 353 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,320 Doesn't sound good! 354 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,660 They're the wrong couple! We've got the wrong set of yuppies! 355 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:12,460 Shite it! 356 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,760 But, we've been watching this house for days!? 357 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,140 Have you got the photo's? 358 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:25,940 Fucking yuppies look all the same to me. Look, they're even wearing the same shoes! 359 00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:30,460 We let them go. 360 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:34,500 No fucking way! That's my fucking payday in there. I ain't letting them go. 361 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:38,260 Have you got a better idea? Look, I've got bills to pay, yeah? 362 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,800 The Boss'll know what to do. Let's call him! We're not calling the Boss. 363 00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:47,900 Well we ain't letting them go. We call the Boss, we're dead! We let them go. 364 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:52,020 Oh, come on man, we can still fix this, we can get still get some money here. 365 00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:55,099 They're the wrong people. They know nothing. 366 00:41:55,099 --> 00:41:58,829 They don't know who we are. Let's just start again. Clean slate. 367 00:41:58,829 --> 00:42:02,140 Look, but ... But nothing! I'm the daddy! 368 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,200 Great, service at last I hope. 369 00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:26,740 Fantastic, it's the spanking. See, they are professionals! 370 00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:29,820 So, should I be like this? Skirt up, or will you do that? 371 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:32,160 It's better if she's bent over. 372 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,800 Can I give you two a bit of advice? Stay off the sniff! 373 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:39,820 No, no, don't answer it, I'm ready for you! Shh! 374 00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,820 So should I stay like this or... 375 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,580 No, you deal with it. Do what needs to be done. 376 00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:52,960 Sit the fuck down! 377 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:57,160 We don't want those wandering hands going places they shouldn't be now, do ya sugar tits? 378 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,770 Ahh, so you're the bad cop. 379 00:42:59,770 --> 00:43:03,359 We'll play cops and robbers alright! Some kind of play would be nice. 380 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,900 Careful what you wish for sugar tits, yeah? 381 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:10,700 Hey! 382 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,740 I'm sure I booked the spanking. 383 00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,140 You went behind my back! 384 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:21,180 I told you we can fix this. He knows! 385 00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:24,380 Look, we can still get their money. We're gonna have to now, aren't we? 386 00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:30,080 I can get it out of her man. I've got mad skills you bloody have never seen! 387 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:35,480 Oh yeah, how? Well, I dunno! Ah! We torture them and that. 388 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,140 Thumbscrews! We got any thumbscrews? 389 00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:40,200 Not as such, no. So, what have we got? 390 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:47,540 Right, this is where the fun begins! 391 00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:52,740 This is gonna get very nasty, very quickly, if no one tells me what I need to know. 392 00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:57,100 Hello pretty boy, now you're gonna be our bitch! 393 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:04,900 Aha! 394 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:11,400 Right then, sugar tits, your husband's gonna choke to death if you don't start talking! 395 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,980 What? What was that? 396 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:19,840 What the fuck have you got to say? I can still breathe through my nose. 397 00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:22,100 Let me see! 398 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,640 Tell me what I need to know! Talk! 399 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,640 Burn, baby, burn. Disco inferno. 400 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,020 She's my one. Jesus Christ! 401 00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:59,600 Honey, it's the hot wax. 402 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,600 Hot, just like you! 403 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:08,560 Did you like that sugar tits? Oh yeah! 404 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:14,580 Oh, that's dripping all over you, you're all wet. 405 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:31,440 Oh, don't stop, don't stop! That's amazing! 406 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,500 That's going in the wank bank! This is Pish! 407 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,800 Ugh! Lavender. 408 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:47,200 Right, we're going to have to bring out the big guns here. 409 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,900 Yes! Waterboarding! 410 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,960 What? Yeah, what they did to the towel heads and that, right nasty stuff! 411 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,060 How does it work? 412 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:58,660 You chuck some water on their face, supposed to be well fucking effective, like 413 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:06,100 What do you think? Oh, look, it's follow the wanker day 414 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,000 Yeah! What? 415 00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:12,840 This is it! You start talking! 416 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:15,540 Woah, what the... What's this? 417 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:19,380 Get me the money! Get me the money! 418 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,160 What's this!? Spit it out! What are you doing?! 419 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,000 Red Rum! Red Rum! Red fucking Rum! 420 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,060 Red Rum! What? Red fucking Rum, Jesus! 421 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,400 The fuck's he on about? Talk to me! 422 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,160 Spit it out! Tell me! What is it? 423 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:43,130 Red rum, red rum, tickle tum, Why the fuck are you singing? 424 00:46:43,130 --> 00:46:45,700 Fucking shit! Red rum, slappy bum. 425 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:49,300 What the fuck are you singing? Red rum, reddy rum. Oh, whatever! 426 00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:50,600 You're dead! 427 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,420 Oh shit! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 428 00:46:56,420 --> 00:46:57,660 Oh, fuck! 429 00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:05,460 Oh, he was shitting himself! We were getting somewhere. 430 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,520 What was 'Red rum' about? 431 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,500 You don't understand. It's not what you think. 432 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,380 It's ringing. No, don't! 433 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,580 Okay, what's going on? 434 00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:25,120 Look, we can do this. We can cut off one of their toes. The little one. Anyone you like. I don't mind! 435 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,720 We've been kidnapped! I know. 436 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:36,160 No! We've. Been. Kidnapped! I. Know. 437 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:43,180 No, you don't understand, It's for real. This is genuine. 438 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,780 They really want our money. But you've paid them already. 439 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,420 Do what I think needs to be done. 440 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,651 These aren't the kidnappers I paid for. 441 00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:00,060 What!? I paid for some other kidnappers that didn't... 442 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,500 This is your last chance. 443 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:17,740 Look, they're gonna kill us, we've got to get out of here! 444 00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:23,200 Okay, look, we'll figure out a way through this. 445 00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:30,820 Trust me, I eat guys like this for breakfast. 446 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:39,060 Right, I'm going for the toes! 447 00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:48,080 How are you, sugar tits? 448 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:52,180 You know, I've been watching him do this for years. 449 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:56,660 Hundreds of yuppies, thousands of pounds. 450 00:48:56,660 --> 00:49:00,960 Get in, get out, quicker than a rabbit on speed. 451 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:07,180 But you two, you two are something else, aren't you? 452 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:12,140 Please. You're not going to talk your way out this one loverboy. 453 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:17,240 Either you start talking, or I'll start cutting. 454 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:18,480 Ooh. 455 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,720 You're not seriously getting turned on after this are you? 456 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:26,020 No, it's just... 457 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:28,620 Just? 458 00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,100 I've got a thing for knives. 459 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,360 Really? Oh God. Yeah. 460 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,860 What are you doing? 461 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:50,100 The cold hard steel against my flesh. The submission. 462 00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:53,740 My life in your hands. 463 00:49:56,020 --> 00:50:04,620 You could cut me at any moment. Release a sliver of warm, moist blood running down my thighs. 464 00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,840 Cool. 465 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:14,420 This whole situation is making me so hot. 466 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,440 There's not much that doesn't turn you on now, is there? 467 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,680 You're so much more forceful than the other one. 468 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,940 I am. 469 00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:29,240 You know what you want. I do. 470 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:37,800 Want to get your hands on this? Not just my hands. 471 00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:47,800 What the fuck was that? 472 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,300 What was that? 473 00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:52,640 I was working him! 474 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,760 I was working her! 475 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,980 You were flirting! Trust me! 476 00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:03,980 Rule number one, don't fuck the hostages! 477 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:08,240 What say I can't have a little bit of fun? That's not how it's done! 478 00:51:10,770 --> 00:51:17,540 Look, she likes me. I can tell. And I can make this work clean. Just like you said. 479 00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:20,020 Have some faith. 480 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:28,860 You come to finish what we started? 481 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:33,430 Oh, I'll finish. I'll finish you like you've never been finished before. 482 00:51:33,430 --> 00:51:37,450 Hope you brought the right tools this time. Only one I'll ever need! 483 00:51:37,450 --> 00:51:39,160 Now, hang on a minute... 484 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:45,100 Hey! If we're going to come to an understanding here, I think we need to establish some ground rules. 485 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:49,440 The only thing you're establishing is how deep you can take me. 486 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,460 Oh, much deeper than you think. 487 00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:54,320 Now, look, I... 488 00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:03,980 Now, way I see it, you came here for some fun and I've got the gear to give it to you. 489 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,540 Thing is, you're not telling us what we need to know. 490 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,420 Come closer and I'll tell you everything. 491 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:21,320 He's got savings. Thousands. Gold card. 492 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,300 What did you tell him? Ben, I've got this. 493 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,560 Trust me! 494 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:59,500 Look, please, whatever she told you... Don't. 495 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,060 So, now we're alone, eh? 496 00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:46,140 Is this what you're after, sugar tits? Oh yeah! 497 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,580 You are fucking nasty! 498 00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:56,340 You should see what I can do with my hands. 499 00:53:56,340 --> 00:54:02,720 So, nasty girl wants me? I'll take you to places you've never been before. 500 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,080 Paris. 501 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:08,260 Just gotta untie me first. Oh, I'll take you to Paris! 502 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:13,040 You're gonna be my man? Your man aint giving it to you right? 503 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:19,180 What man? That's cold! 504 00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:23,040 What are you gonna do about it? I'm going to give it to you, right? 505 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:31,480 How you gonna do that? I'm gonna give it to ya all night, 506 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,500 up tight! 507 00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:38,340 You know they do in Paris? No. 508 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:43,740 Striptease. What!? 509 00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:47,540 They get naked! Like proper naked? 510 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:56,940 Show me the goods. Big boy. Well, I've got the goods right here for you baby! 511 00:54:56,940 --> 00:55:02,420 Swing for me baby! 512 00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:07,500 Yeah! Slowly. 513 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:12,820 Yeah! You got the moves! 514 00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:20,880 Ooh.! Cheeky! 515 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,000 Yeah baby! 516 00:55:33,340 --> 00:55:37,280 Wait, wait, stop! I really don't know what you want! 517 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,760 There's been some sort of misunderstanding! 518 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,100 I don't know what she said to you, but ... 519 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,760 Show me your money. Give me your wallet. 520 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:52,580 Look, I'm telling you, there's no point. There's nothing left. 521 00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,860 Please, listen to me. 522 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,660 Pin! I spent my last pound on this evening. 523 00:55:58,660 --> 00:56:01,900 She's the one with the money. 524 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:07,680 This was my last chance to make things work! My last chance to do what she wanted 525 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:16,020 She… You know what? Fuck it! 526 00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:19,680 Do what you gotta do. I don't give a fuck! 527 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:25,800 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck. 528 00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:34,680 I don't wanna do it. I won't do it. I don't want to do it. 529 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:40,200 It's not right! It's not right! It's not right! 530 00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:49,100 I won't do it, it's not right. 531 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,480 Peppermint? 532 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:47,100 Oh, thank fuck! 533 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,380 What was that!? 534 00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:08,579 What, and I can't even have a little bit of fun? 535 00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:11,740 Don't fuck the hostages! I wasn't fucking her, I was wanking in her hair! 536 00:58:11,740 --> 00:58:13,500 I don't even want to fucking know! 537 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:17,640 Did you get the money? There's no fucking money! None! 538 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,000 Lying fucking bitch! Let me at her! 539 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,820 You all right? 540 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:28,660 Ben? 541 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,060 Ben? 542 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,680 Did you pay him? 543 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,480 No. 544 00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:42,600 Why not? 545 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,871 Because I'm skint. 546 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,280 What, since when? 547 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,900 Since always. 548 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,520 I thought you savings? 549 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:04,080 I did, two years ago. Well, what happened to them? 550 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,320 You did. 551 00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:20,600 Look, I can't do this anymore. 552 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,020 Do what? 553 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,200 This. Us. 554 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:37,580 Look, we've had a bad night. We'll sleep on it and talk about it in the morning. 555 00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:42,840 There's not going to be a morning. I've got nothing left. 556 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:52,100 No money, no credit. My girlfriend wants to shag everyone in sight, including her own kidnapper! 557 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,080 It's done. 558 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,359 I wasn't going to. 559 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,080 Wouldn't have been the first time. 560 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:13,660 Yeah but that's what we do!? 561 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,000 And I hate it! 562 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,080 What? 563 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,680 All this kinky stuff, I hate it! 564 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,160 What do you mean you hate it? 565 01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:32,660 I hate watching you with other men. I hate being watched. 566 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:41,760 I hate it rough. I hate getting wet. I hate it dirty. I hate it in public. 567 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:46,040 I hate telling you what to do. I hate being told what to do. 568 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:55,640 I hate sharing you with anyone, anything, anywhere 569 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:20,320 You know, love and honesty and all that. 570 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,900 So you lied to me. 571 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,640 I'm coming to you. 572 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,980 I called the boss. 573 01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:05,780 What? 574 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:12,680 See, I know what he wants, and you're not man enough to do it, are you? 575 01:02:14,060 --> 01:02:18,240 I'm the daddy now. And you? You clean up after me. 576 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:25,000 Fuck you! No, fuck you and fuck them! They're done! 577 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,480 I thought we had something. Your loss! 578 01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:42,180 What the fuck's going on?! 579 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,360 Ah fucksakes. 580 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,640 What the fuck's going on? 581 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:53,900 Jesus, that's freaky! You look like a fucking tard! 582 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,360 Who has orange saliva? 583 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,100 Maybe this'll turn me on, eh? 584 01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:08,780 Take one more step daddy! Go on, I dare you! 585 01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:10,280 Look I dinnae wanna hurt you, hen 586 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:22,680 You alright? The Boss is coming. How long? 587 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:27,100 He's close. Take these, I'll look after Loverboy. 588 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:28,380 Come on. 589 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,400 Ah, me jugglers! 590 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,960 Well, this is just peachy, isn't it? 591 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:19,960 Nice fucking work. Really professional. My arse. 592 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,520 What the fuck? 593 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,560 We came to an agreement. Not fucking that! 594 01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:29,580 You lied to me Ben. 595 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:35,100 Boss is gonna kill you, you know that? And I'm going to tell him you pussied out! 596 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,680 The boss is going to kill you. 597 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:41,980 So be it. 598 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:46,680 Not exactly. 599 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,759 Not exactly?! Do you think I like fucking old men in car parks?! 600 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,580 Don't you? 601 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,120 No! Then why? 602 01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:03,640 One of us had to do something! I thought that's what you wanted. 603 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,220 I mean, isn't that every man's dream? 604 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,830 Fucking old men in car parks!? 605 01:05:06,830 --> 01:05:10,940 And you never complained. Not once! 606 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:16,320 Not so much as a 'oh, not so hard' or even a 'just the one finger darling'! 607 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:21,220 You know I used to look up to you. What happened to you? 608 01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:25,960 Is that going to happen me when I'm your age? Just give up and turn shit and fat. 609 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:31,840 Don't you ever shut up? Seriously? When did you turn into such a faggy arse-bandit? 610 01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:39,080 I just wanted you to be happy. I wanted us to be happy. 611 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:47,240 Oh, and for your information, I never cared about the money. 612 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:56,300 You turned into a big, fat, fuck! Shut it! 613 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,360 I didn't... 614 01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:03,460 God, I don't know how to say it… 615 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,580 I didn't know how to make you love me. 616 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:10,960 Ben, I do... 617 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,180 Let's get out of here. 618 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:40,840 What? 619 01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,260 Come on, let's just go! 620 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,600 There's something I've gotta do. 621 01:06:54,460 --> 01:06:57,020 Ben, please. He's got fucking sword! 622 01:06:57,100 --> 01:07:01,160 Can't leave him to die. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him! 623 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:05,040 I need to do this! No! 624 01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:13,700 You go. I'll be fine. We're in this together. 625 01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:59,720 Hey. Hey you. 626 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,200 Here. What's this? 627 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,820 It was all I could find. 628 01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,040 You alright? 629 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:14,000 Listen, whatever happens. I want you to know something. 630 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:18,800 I love you! That's what I was going to say. 631 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Sorry. No, it's fine. It would be nice to get to say it sometimes. 632 01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,080 What's stopping you? 633 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,900 Moment's kind of gone now. Just say it. 634 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:36,100 I love you. You see, wasn't that hard. 635 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,840 Now let's get these Mother... 636 01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:43,780 Cunts, Honey! 637 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,760 You can go home now. Thank you. 638 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:14,560 I said, no Water Sports! 639 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:51,240 Is this a full time job? Up until about a minute ago. 640 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,880 Any future plans? Shoot the crow. 641 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:58,560 What's that? Go, honey. Oh right, yeah. 642 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:45,440 Hell of a night! 643 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:50,300 So what's on the calendar for next week? 644 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,480 Dinner and a movie? 645 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:55,920 Are you buying? Looks like it. 646 01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:04,180 So, um, no more dogging then? No more dogging! 647 01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:06,980 Swinging? Done. 648 01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:12,640 Spanking? Don't ruin all my fun! 649 01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:26,960 Well, that was the idea...